Principal Ryder is looking forward to having the school football team claim another victory in the finals this year. Unfortunately, Sonny, the star quarterback just had his heart broken and isn't feeling up to playing in the big game. She decides to march down to the locker room and fuck Sonny out of his funk. Talk about a motivational speech!
Keiran is the manager of hot fashion design magazine. He has called a conference among his creative directors for proposals for new directions the magazine should take. Both Dylan and Tiffany have come in with proposals for Keiran. While Tiffany has loads of facts to push her case, Dylan relies more on sexy visuals.
Dylan's daughter had been acting up at school again. Not only did she miss practice, but she was caught blowing a dude. Let's just say that her coach isn't too impressed with her performance, and he's just about ready to kick her off the team. Lucky for her, Dylan knows just what to do. I guess it's just another case of "like mother like daughter"
Dylan is on death row. She's been a bad girl, and now she's suffering the consequences. She's always been a sexual psycho, so naturally her last meal has to be a throbbing beef bayonet. The warden has always been a good man, so as a final request he'll let one of his guards give her the bone before the electric throne.
Dylan and Tiffany are elusive burglars on the run from the law with nothing to lose but each other. After a bank robbery where Dylan overly acts out, they return to their hideout to find their faces plastered all over the news. Tiffany decides it's time to give up the life of a fugitive. This sends Dylan off the deep end and is forced to remind Tiffany who is in charge of decision making.
Dylan's out in the everglades looking for alligators. She answers some questions about herself, then poses for the camera at a stop off in the middle of the swamp. She doesn't end up seeing any alligators, but she does get a very close encounter with Levi's trouser snake!
Today, we are spending the day with the sexy Dylan Ryder, as she takes us to a shooting range where she shows off her target practice skills. While, at the shooting range she becomes a good samaritan and helps out a guy who is having problems operating his gun and allows him to practice his shooting all over her big ass.
When a woman is comfortable, she will decide to settle down and get married. She will remain happy as long as she is comfortable, however the trouble starts when whats next door seems better than what she has and from that point she will create every argument, every fight to get you mad and give her the reason to fuck the cock she doesn't have.
Dylan is ironing some clothes and doing the usual motherly stuff on a Sunday afternoon. Her son plays a practical joke on his friend Keiran by stripping him of his clothes and putting him on the living room floor. When Dylan finds Keiran sleeping with a boner she grabs it and sticks it deep down her throat.
Scott is playing in a high stakes poker game against his boss. When the boss' wife, Dylan, comes in to watch the game she catches Scott cheating! When her husband leaves on a sudden call, she blackmails Scott into paying her half of his winning, giving her a play with his cock, and a solid long fuck.
Keiran's pumped up to watch the big game when suddenly his electricity goes down. He's pissed and calls the electrical company to cum over and fix it. Much to his surprise, the electrician has a fantastic set of beautiful blasters! He cant pay attention to her directions which ends up leading to him getting zapped to hell. Now she needs to save her job by taking extra good care of this costumer to keep this incident a secret.
Jessica is having a major problem! Whenever she touches her body anywhere she gets an orgasm. The sensation is too intense for her to handle so she visits Doctor Dylan Ryder. After studying Jessica's strange biological phenomena Doctor Ryder is baffled! Yet she cant help but get turned on listening to Jessica's sexy moaning. She decides to attack the problem from its source, the pussy! With help from her "peeping tom" assistant, Barry Scott, they attempt to regulate the problem by fucking all the orgasms out of her.
Dylan Ryder is missing a little zing zang zoom in her famous chili. With only a couple of hours left until her dinner party, she has grocery boy, Johnny Sins, bring her an emergency delivery. When she asks Johnny to help her out, he adds a little too much zing into the sauce, which results in Johnny cooling Dylan?s tits off with some ice cubes, his tongue and eventually, his big cock.
Charles Dera and his buddy are in detention again. As punishment Mrs.Ryder makes them both write a 2000 word essay. Obviously, these two guys have no respect for authority and instead they find amusement in doodling the teacher get banged. Mrs. Ryder ends up finding the drawing and tests them both if they could handle real tits as opposed to cartoon tits.
Lee's stepmother is such a whore, she uses his dad and now his own dad is so illusioned by the power of the pussy and has turned against him. Pussy is a hell of a drug but today Dylan is in for a surprise. Step 1: Get a big cock MLIB style. Step 2: Disguise the cock. Step 3: Set up the blitz. Step 4: Tap the room. Step 5: Present the bait.
Dr Ryder is having a really shitty day. Her husband is taking her to court for all of her money and she can' seem to get a break at the hospital! When sleazy divorce lawyer, Billy Glide comes in for a check up, she decides to take all of her frustrations out on his cock. Who cares if he's late for a case...Karma is a motherf
Abby and Dylan go out to a fancy restaurant and notice that the waiter looks big in the pants! They are so horny for big cock that they just have to find out if he's big or not, so they leave him their address on the table after they leave and he sees it and decides to go ahead and pass by their house for his 'tip'!
This point-of-view fuck encounter (my favorite style of "virtual porn") illustrates why beautiful Dylan Ryder will never need to go home by herself. I think she was born to porn. Being a natural exhibitionist propelled Dylan into becoming a porn star. She's stopped from time to time and done other things for brief periods but always went back to it.
I'm sure almost everyone of you at one point of your life or another has had the opportunity of pulling up next to some hot chick at red light. You stare and contemplate on whether or not you should holla at her. Some of you may judge the situation based on what kind of car she maybe in especially in relation to what kind of car you're in. If you pulled up next to a Mercedes and you're in a ford focus you may not want to waste your time. Some of you may throw caution into the wind and go for it. Regardless of which one of these categories you may fall into, I seriously doubt anyone of you have ever had the outcome that Tony did in this week's update.
Dylan Ryder is one hot babe, but the water in the pool is too cold for her swimming lesson with her much older boyfriend's son, Billy. He came all the way over to get a work out with her, and would love to see how she looks wet, but Dylan knows that her man only wants to see her lying by the pool in as little as possible. As the pool is out, he moves in on what little she's wearing to take a dive into her warm and wet pussy, with a couple of breast strokes here and there.