Dani is a ravishing redhead who's on a train going nowhere. Naturally, her mother is concerned. She asks the neighborhood nerd, Johnny to talk to Dani and convince her to go to college. Johnny's not much of a talker, but he does have a big cock and nothing convinces a chick to go to college more than giving her a good deep-dicking!
This is a monumental day for Jordan because he has some amazing nude pictures of his astrology teacher. His classmates are blown away by the size of Ms. Adams nipples. They are all quietly observing the pictures in their textbooks during the lesson but when Ms. Adams checks on their progress Jordan isn't fast enough and gets caught with the pictures. Ms. Adams is so flattered that she gives Jordan what he's been fantasizing about all day. Huge tits in his face.
Samantha has been summoned to the dean's office to discuss her term paper. Dean Taylor finds it highly offensive towards lesbians, but Samantha doesn't care. Taylor decides that it's time to teach the prissy little bitch a lesson about respecting the pussy, and then, to find out the real meaning of penis envy; a huge strap-on.
Nikki and Scott's marriage is in a rut. She's working two jobs while he lays around the house all day. All signs point to a divorce until one day when Nikki's friend Britney comes over for a week. Nikki has always had this fantasy of having a threesome with her and when she learns that Scott is more than game, she's doubly ecstatic. Not only does she get a piece of muff to go with her beef jerky, but by the end of the week, she will have saved her marriage.
Constable Haven's from Canada and Officer Kowarski's from America. They may have differences when it comes to fighting crime, but they have one thing in common. They want to take The Sandman down! They've managed to track down Rocco, one of The Sandman's cronies, to a cabin in the woods. While Officer Kowarski would love nothing more than to beat the shit out of Rocco to get the information he needs, Constable Haven has another "method" of getting Rocco to talk.
Tanya decides to surprise her son in his dorm with some cookies, but he's not there. His friends convince her to stick around and play a card game while she waits. They make up a lewd game and make the rules as they go along. In the end, Charles convinces Tanya that his ace of hearts means a private massage. Tanya complies with the rules of the game and wouldn't you know it... the massage leads to sex.
Madison Ivy is head of the marketing department and has seen it all. So when Keiran and Sammy pitch a sex cream called "Orgasmo" which is guaranteed to give an orgasm "like never before," she is understandably skeptical. That is, until she tries it for herself. She cannot resist and quickly takes up Keiran on his offer for the "full ride".
Tonight Diamond Foxxx is on the prowl anxious for some large young cock. She immediately pounces on her date when he arrives. Shocked to the aggressiveness Billy excuses himself to the bathroom to try and calm down but ends up getting his dick caught in his zipper. An excellent doctor is called over and gives Billy some painkillers that knock him out. While hugging the doctor good bye, DIamond senses a large cock in the doctors pants. Diamond is instantly on her knees begging to suck the doctors dick.
Lexi is shopping for her first set of lingerie. She tries on half the garments in the store and is very rude to the sales lady. Lexi is not satisfied with the service and asks for Jordan, the manager. He comes over and Lexi convinces him that she was not treated well at all. Jordan apologizes and gives her the best service ever.
Gia is having a hard time controlling her class. This is mostly due to her having issues with her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her. Principal Deen decides to take it upon himself to knock some sense into her by calling her into his office one morning for a frank discussion about her future. Needless to say, this "frank discussion" involves plenty of rough sex that makes her forget all about her ex.
Dylan and Tiffany are elusive burglars on the run from the law with nothing to lose but each other. After a bank robbery where Dylan overly acts out, they return to their hideout to find their faces plastered all over the news. Tiffany decides it's time to give up the life of a fugitive. This sends Dylan off the deep end and is forced to remind Tiffany who is in charge of decision making.
Creating flawless robot women that look identical to actual humans has become Johnny's specialty. So much so that he has offered his genius inventions to the public. One unhappy costumer storms into Johnny's house because of a major malfunction. Disappointed with his creation, Johnny inspects Jessica's internal hardware and tests her sex program.
Jenaveve is an aspiring actress who's receiving some private coaching from Keiran. Her husband isn't too fond of this and is rather suspicious of leaving her alone with another man. It turns out his suspicions are on the money for the very second he leaves, Jenaveve jumps Keiran's bones and proves she's a real "method actor."
Dr. Nails has an urgent domiciliary visit for Rebeca, a patient that has been suffering from severe hot flashes. He has to cool her down with ice and cold water before she gets any worse. It doesn't work and after a closer inspection, he finds that the heat is emanating from her pussy. To divert the heat and be able to save her, he has to pound her steamy pussy.
Ava is a smoking hot and very domineering MILF who orders her butler, Keiran, around like a slave. Keiran is subjected to further humiliation when Ava's friends come over and mock him for having a "small cock." When they actually touch it though, they quickly realize he's packing some serious heat. At this point, Ava tells her friends to hit the bricks as she suddenly has a hankering for some raw meat, and Keiran's trouser snake is on the menu!
Charley and her ex-husband are still good friends, which doesn't sit well with his current girlfriend, Lylith. When all three have dinner together, Lylith can't stop imagining her boyfriend and his ex-wife making out. She becomes rude and ruins the evening. She later goes over to Charley's house to make sure she understands to stay away from her boyfriend. Charley gets taught a lesson she'll never forget.
Alexis and Mason are both up for the same role in "The Deadliest Snatch." Their acting may be questionable, but their ability to cause a worldwide pandemic of chronic tent-pitching after flashing their sweater meat is undeniable. The only problem is, they're both perfect for the part! Keiran (the casting director) can't choose between the two. Fortunately, these actresses also moonlight as sluts and are more than willing to show Keiran just how far they're willing to go to get the role.
Juelz and Jordan are the school's worst students and Dean Lomeli has had enough! After catching these two hellraisers fucking in her office, she decides to punish them by (ironically enough) fucking their brains out! Before today, Juelz and Jordan fancied themselves rulers of the school. Now, however, they've become Sophia's SEX SLAVES!
Monique hosts a PTA meeting in her home with some of her fellow Moms and Scott, who's sitting in for his "baby's mama." The ladies get into a heated argument over school uniforms for their daughters, especially when Monique brings out a sample of what she feels is appropriate. Scott, meanwhile, couldn't care less as he's absolutely enthralled by Moniqiue's cookies. When the gals storm out of the meeting, Monique decides to try the uniform on and give Scott a taste of a different kind of cookie.
