This April Fools, peer into the cubicles of Brazzers writers at work while they draft up a steamy scene for Nicolette Shea and Markus Dupree. Want to see Markus give Nicolette's big tits an oily massage? Maybe you're here to watch the brunette bench press 200lbs during a sweaty workout? Or perhaps you're just curious about what goes on behind the scenes at the ZZ office. Spend a day with a porn writer and find out how much of your favorite content is written from experience or drawn from fantasy.
The highlight of Codi Vore's day is when her older lover Steve Holmes sneaks past her clueless boyfriend to give her the sexual satisfaction she craves. However, on this particular morning, Codi's boyfriend is being especially nosy and persistent in his annoying requests and intrusions. Codi quickly realizes that she needs to redirect his focus if she wants enough alone time with Steve to take every inch of his hard cock, so she uses his peculiar obsession with his wardrobe to draw his attention to the mountain of laundry in their bedroom. But before that, Codi and Steve are forced to play a tense version of musical chairs, with Steve finding as many creative ways as possible to hide in a small space. Once they get rid of Codi's boyfriend, the only way to properly celebrate is with some intense fucking.
Krissy Lynn is a hot as shit stripper who gets a visit from nerdy boyfriend Danny D and his mean girlfriend. Danny D's girlfriend is attempting to give him the ultimate test of his devotion. She instructs him specifically not to touch Krissy Lynn's big tits and bounceable ass. But what girlfriend can't see, can't hurt, right? Turns out Krissy can't wait to gag on Danny's huge dick and give him the ride of his life.
Sexy and busty cyclist Gabbie Carter has decided to make a pit-stop for an iced coffee after an intense morning ride, but she could never have imagined that her skin-tight bike top and overflowing tits would cause so much commotion. After nearly breaking up a lesbian couple when one can't resist grabbing two handfuls of her big naturals, Gabbie directs her attention to cafe owner Small Hands, who happens to be a bike and sex aficionado, which is made clear thanks to a uniquely revealing pair of bike shorts. From there, Gabbie shows that with the right attitude, getting multiple orgasms is as familiar as riding a bike.
Khloe Kapri's dad has given her a cushy job at his company, and to make it even cushier he's making Mick Blue be her assistant. Khloe has no interest in doing any actual work, so she has Mick do it all for her, as well as give her foot rubs, bring her dry cleaning, and lick her pussy. Mick has had enough and says he's going to tell her dad, but Khloe convinces him to keep their arrangement a secret by finally letting him fuck her.
Azul Hermosa walks into Diva For A Day, a unique boutique specializing in turning you into a fabulous , drop dead gorgeous diva. Azul is greeted by a store employee, who quickly shows her what they have to offer, until its owner, Scott Nails, walks in and is blown away by the gorgeous woman that stands before him. Scott sends away his employee and treats Azul to the full treatment. Azul is equally smitten by the suave owner, and when Scott's touch becomes too much for either of them to handle, they both unleash their attraction in the form of an unforgettable fucking!
Eccentric talk show host Steve Holmes makes a living off people willing to expose their deepest, darkest secrets, and the latest episode of his program is no exception. When Halle Hayes comes on the air to discuss her pickle phobia, Steve spies an opportunity for some behavior modification by gradually introducing Halle to various phallic objects – culminating in the reveal of his massive cock, which Halle is eager to insert in places that pickles don't belong.
The luscious Desiree Dulce is getting ready for date night with her successful and busy husband. After getting all cleaned up in the shower, she slips on her pantyhose and evening dress. Then, comes the waiting. What she's about to find out, is her hubby isn't going to be able to make it. Again. This insensitive guy doesn't even bother telling her himself. Instead, he sends his personal assistant to give the bad news - Manuel Ferrara. Desiree is not happy, but Manuel does come with some good news: he has specific instructions from his boss to do whatever it takes to keep his wife pleased. When Manuel accidentally spills something, Desiree has him wash her feet- with champagne. She has him complete increasingly bizarre and sexual tasks, until, finally, he's had enough. Manuel snaps at Desiree for taking advantage of his meekness, and dominates her, by first bending her over and ripping her tights off dramatically. Although he's dominating her, he makes plenty of time for foot worship and sensually oiling her up.
Just when Tiffany Watson seems like she's finally going to let Juan El Caballo Loco give her a facial, she intentionally cum dodges and mocks Juan for missing. To make matters worse, she makes Juan clean up his own mess. This sets Juan on the warpath to give Tiffany the facial she explicitly said she wanted. After an unsuccessful attempt, Juan manages to sneak up on Tiffany and give her the type of messy surprise she didn't even know she wanted – until she gets to taste every last drop of Juan's thick, warm cum.
Ricky Johnson's mistress Monique Alexander pays him an unexpected visit one morning while his wife is home. Trying to hide, Monique gets stuck under the bed, Ricky tries to pull her out but winds up ripping her jeans! When his wife finds Monique's round ass and legs exposed, Ricky convinces her that Monique is just a super realistic sex doll. She leaves him alone to play with their sexy new toy.
Personal trainer Cherie Deville takes her job seriously, so when Ricky Spanish – the pervy son of her client – starts to cause a ruckus as he's waiting for his mom's workout to finish, Cherie decides to give him a dose of dirty discipline. Unfortunately for Ricky, his mom gives Cherie free reign to put him through her paces as she sees fit. Initially, it seems like Ricky is merely there to get ground down by an intense and humiliating exercise routine, but after Cherie gets him alone and catches a glimpse of his hard cock, she decides to flip the script and guide Ricky through a much raunchier – but equally intense – workout.
Disgruntled stepdad Steve Holmes is fed up with his rambunctious stepdaughter Vanessa Sky, and the last straw comes when a pair of her pink panties make their way into the laundry and ruin the whites. From there, Steve struggles to tame a wild Vanessa, whose habit of leaving a trail of destruction wherever she goes has Steve feeling hopeless. It turns out, though, that Vanessa acting out is just a product of her desire to get properly fucked, and once he's presented with the opportunity, Steve is more than happy to oblige – and to stick his massive cock in places that Vanessa could only dream of.
When Danny D stumbles in on his girlfriend playing chess with her friend, Khloe Kapri, he decides to offer his unsolicited expertise. Danny's presence, though, is so annoying that his girlfriend storms off, giving him the chance to take over and test his skills against Khloe. Although nerdy on the surface, the game gives Khloe the perfect platform to show Danny her slutty side, which checkmates his ability to resist her advances. But because avoiding Danny's girlfriend is essential, the only question is whether Danny and Khloe's sneaky sex is as efficient as their ability to play speed chess.
Moriah Mills is a seemingly faithful wife who has to keep her house perfect for her neat freak husband, but when her husband invites Scott Nails over to hang out, she sees an opportunity to get some of the sexual satisfaction she's been missing. However, in order to keep her husband in the dark about her naughty activities, Moriah makes sure that taking Scott's cock doesn't get in the way of her chores. And thanks to her short dress, Scott has no issues locating her wet pussy and satisfying it while Moriah completes all her domestic tasks.
Jennifer White's friend has dragged her to a yoga class and Jennifer is anything but thrilled about it – when she sees how instructor Markus Dupree run his sessions, she's even less impressed. Upon overhearing Jennifer poke fun at the class, Markus decides to give the mouthy Jennifer a bit of extra attention, giving her a hardcore stretching in front of the class before fucking her tight asshole.
Katie Kush is having a hard time coaxing her nerdy boyfriend, Ricky Spanish, into sex, so when she catches a glimpse of Steve Holmes – Ricky's jock dad – and his massive cock, she's more than happy to let him manhandle her. Getting dominated by Steve proves even more satisfying for Katie than expected, because it unlocks her wild side, allowing her to then go and separately dominate Ricky in ways he wanted all along.
To celebrate their 5 year anniversary, Havana Bleu's conservative boyfriend has planned a trip to a family friendly, all-inclusive island resort – boring! Fortunately for Havana, when they arrive, Havana's BF realizes he's made a gigantic blunder; he's reserved a weekend at a hedonistic sex resort, Pleasure Palace, instead of the G-rated Flip Flops resort close by. Once they meet manager Zac Wild, Havana is determined to turn this lemon into lemonade and get the good, hard anniversary fuck she's been craving.
Despite falling into more than one sexy situation over the course of this crazy morning-after, Emily Willis is still looking for her lost ring. In her pursuit, she finds Isiah Maxwell recovering from last night's big bash on the couch – while she doesn't want to disturb him, she's convinced her ring might just be under it. During her search, Ricky Johnson, her latest conquest, sees her tight, hot ass in plain view and can't help but give it another taste. Horny hottie Emily gives in to temptation yet again, this time with two dudes instead of just one!
Amber Alena loves a steamy workout, but what she actually prefers is to take personal trainer Xander Corvus' cock right between her massive tits. However, after her domineering husband nearly catches them and then ushers Xander quickly out the door, Amber is left feeling distraught. To cool down, she starts to ride her exercise bike – which is right next to the couch where her husband is watching TV – but when Xander crawls back into the house and starts to tease Amber behind her husband's back, things clearly escalate into the kind of workout she was hoping for all along.
Milly Marks is spending a lame afternoon listening to her friend gossip over tea and unappetizing finger foods, desperately hoping for an injection of excitement. When her friend's son, Juan El Caballo Loco, comes home with a pizza, Milly senses that he might be better company. Milly sneaks in on Juan and decides to show him up at video games, after which they decide to play something far more hands-on, which leads to the kind of satisfaction for Milly that can only come by taking a hard cock.
Still waiting to be picked up by her fiancé, sexy Emily Willis continues the search for her engagement ring, lost... somewhere in the strange house she's woken up in. The search takes her into Ricky Johnson's room, where she's enthusiastically roped into some more meaningless sex. Finding that ring will have to wait!
Maserati and her colleague are on their way to a big meeting, but her partner just refuses to accept that the affair he's been carrying on with her is over. After he gets rejected trying to angle for a quickie in the elevator, he storms out; when a hesitant Maserati finally decides to exit the elevator, the doors close on her and she gets stuck. Fortunately, custodian Xander Corvus is passing by, and when he gains access to the elevator thanks to his mechanical savvy, he finds that Maserati, and her otherworldly big natural tits, has a major surprise waiting for him in the form of a wet pussy eager to take every inch of his hard cock.
Adriana Chechik knocks on her employee's (Manuel Ferrera) door, giving him an earful for calling in sick and leaving her with a load of work to do, when she knows he was out partying the night before. Fed up with his lazy ways, Adriana fires him, but when she catches a glimpse of his big cock, she decides to fuck her ex-employee, finally allowing herself to have some fun for a change!
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce Hermosa Azul! Cascading dark hair, entrancing eyes, unbelievable curves. This stunning woman deserves all the love, recognition, and tribute our puny bodies can provide. With emerald garments flowing over her perfect curves, Azul leaves everyone around her near-speechless. Except her asshole husband, of course. But this kept woman finds some pleasure in teasing the family driver - a little giggle and glance here, panties thrown on the dash there… What better way for a trophy housewife to have some fun than slumming it with - and sucking off - the help? Right under hubby's nose…
