Britney is a nerdy college student who's just been assigned the “crime beat” for her school's paper. Eager to make a big splash, she goes on a ride along with a plain clothes police officer. Instead of reporting on their actual ride, Britney jots down a few fantasies about what she wishes Officer Corvus would do to her. When Xander discovers what she's been writing, he decides to give her exactly what she wants—a strong, guiding hand. In the middle of a sloppy blowjob, a call comes in over the radio about a public nuisance and the officer responds, but not before handcuffing Britney to keep her out of trouble. The cuffs do little to inhibit the insatiable slut and before long she is busy having fun with the criminal - a ne'er do well named Jessy. Officer Corvus gives the two a fucked-straight lesson by teaching them everything he knows. The young punk skates on his graffiti infraction and everyone gets off.