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Darla Krane's at wit's end while searching fruitlessly for a highly anticipated video game. When she finally finds it, habitual shopper Tommy Gunn snatches it first, leaving Darla with no choice but to offer him something in exchange for the coveted game. No spoilers here but it's a good thing she's got big luscious tits!
Johnny is a patient who has a recurring sexual condition where he lapses into a catatonic state after intense sexual experiences, and must be hospitalized. The regular Doctors and Nurses don't know what to do with him anymore and must call in an expert -- Dr. Julia Bond. Dr. Bond has treated Johnny before and is the only one who can snap him out of his state, through a highly eccentric treatment. By dressing up in costumes as her patients ex-lovers and role playing through his sexual past, Dr. Bond can snap him back to reality with a good mind fuck, and a couple real fucks to finish the job.
Brandi is a cruel, mean, and bitchy boss whose employees hate her. She is so disliked that the heads of the company have gotten fed up, telling her that if she receives another negative worker evaluation from her employees, she'll be fired. This causes Brandi to suddenly become the nicest boss in the world, a change that Johnny notices with suspicion. When he discovers why Brandi has changed so much, he informs her that a good evaluation from him will cost her a good fucking right in her office. For him, ejaculation = a good evaluation!
Manuel is at a friend's totally boring wedding and to add to his despair he's also saddled with the task of filming throughout the day. But as luck would have it, weddings generally make girls pretty horny (due to hormones or something) and our man has locked his sights on a girl who fits the bill. Loulou is unstoppably sexy with big juicy tits. Manuel's filming something, alright!
When Valerie grows up, she wants to be a famous porn star. Her guidance counsellor, Johnny, doesn't think she's making the right decision. He calls her into his office to talk it over. No matter what she says, she can't convince Johnny she's choosing the right career. Well, it's time to pull out the big guns!
Everybody knows that Julia Ann is into pussy Thats why every year for her birthday she orders her servant Summer Brielle to bring her some sweet, young fresh pie for her dining pleasure This year, Summer has prepared for Julia a sexy little dish by the name of Britney Amber, and with Summer invited to get in on the action, this year promises to be the best Pussy Feast ever
Gabriella Paltrova is on her way to her college's Winter Formal Dance. Her limo driver, Billy, lends his ear and discovers that Gabriella wants nothing to do with her date but she nevertheless takes him along. Jimmy, the date, is a phenomenal douchebag and tries to get fresh with Gabriella almost immediately. When Billy can stand it no more, he kicks Jimmy out, leaving Gabriella dateless.
The boys are back as Christoph invites Keiran to fly to Paris and flip women like crepes! Once exposed to the beautiful women of France, Keiran vows to transform The City of Light into The City of Delight, and Christoph obliges by presenting him with a hotel suite containing none other than the lovely Tiffany Doll.
During the Allied occupation of Japan, there were call-girls who adopted the Geisha style of dress. They were referred to as Geisha Girls, but they weren't exactly the cultural icons that their original counterparts were. The Geisha Girls tended to the sexual needs of the American GIs, fucking their brains out.
Big-titted Gabby is one horny mama! After taking care of some much-needed chores around the house (and arguing with her spoiled brat), Miss Quinteros is looking for something to help her relax. It's a good thing her spoiled offspring is dating Keiran Lee otherwise she'd have to venture a lot farther than her living room!
Courtney is a motivated worker who believes her commitment and efforts will keep her employed at the company for long time. Her co-worker, Jordan, believes they are on the verge of being fired. As Jordan slowly convinces Courtney that their days at the company are numbered, their fear also escalates and motivates them both towards a sexual encounter in the office before it's too late for them...
Zoey's husband is a pretty ignorant dude. When his little girl comes home with her new fiancee, he's not quite what her pops expected. Lucky for her fiancee, Zoey has no problem with him at all. She feels terrible about the way her husband treats him, so she decides to give him a little somethin' somethin' to ease the pain.
Her world is digital and only she has control. Armed with a remote to the universe, Chanel Preston uncovers the truth about what you want when it comes to making your favorite Brazzers scenes, adjusting a few settings at will just to shake things up. So? Are you a "watch-the-whole-thing" or a "get-to-the -sex" kind of viewer? Chanel is dying to know!
In a very special episode of Student Fuckin' Bodies, April and Gia's relationship nosedives when Gia explains that her latent lesbianism was just a phase and that she's really got a crush on their instructor, Professor Lee. April is distraught and resolves to get back at Gia the only way she knows how: It pays to have big tits at school...
Nicole Aniston is your typical been-there-done-that whore. She's owned every sex toy available but has still never found anything that can get her off quite like a big dick. One day, a chance visit to a mysterious sex shop in Chinatown changes all of that. Nicole is given blindfold that when worn makes all her fantasies come to life in the form of the biggest dick she's ever had the pleasure of taking.
Kianna has offered to host a foreign exchange student in her home. When he turns out to be a kleptomaniac, she turns a blind eye, thinking only of the money she gets for hosting him. After hearing bad reports, Bill, from Visiting Venezuelans, shows up to check out Bear's host. Petty and desperate to keep the money, Kianna will stop at nothing to make Bill look the other way - preferably towards her tits.
Priya and Xander are both fighting for the same position at Glubbert Financial. Both are equally qualified, equally ambitious and thus, equally hate each other as result. In a battle of wits, tits and dicks the two proceed to fuck each others brains out all over the office in order to settle the score, once and for all. Who will come out triumphant?
Asa Akira works the night shift at the hospital When she isnt smoking a post-masturbatory cigarette in the broom closet, she can be found jacking off patients in their sleep and eating out others, even while theyre awake But tonight, theres a new patient Asa has her sights set upon His name is Ramon and he is hung like a hammer Suffice it to say, Asa is going to make sure he gets all the attention he deserves
