Samantha has been summoned to the dean's office to discuss her term paper. Dean Taylor finds it highly offensive towards lesbians, but Samantha doesn't care. Taylor decides that it's time to teach the prissy little bitch a lesson about respecting the pussy, and then, to find out the real meaning of penis envy; a huge strap-on.
Dylan and Tiffany are elusive burglars on the run from the law with nothing to lose but each other. After a bank robbery where Dylan overly acts out, they return to their hideout to find their faces plastered all over the news. Tiffany decides it's time to give up the life of a fugitive. This sends Dylan off the deep end and is forced to remind Tiffany who is in charge of decision making.
Joslyn is on the prowl at a local bar. She's ready to pounce on anything like a fierce tigeress. She sets her sights on a lonely boy in the corner who is practically sleeping. The lonely boy is very nervous because Joslyn is being so forward. All Joslyn cares about is the hard cock in his pants so she drags him quickly to the bathroom for a milf style fuck.
Krissy comes in for a job interview to be a waitress at a restaurant called Tooters. Jordan gives her a chance and hands her a uniform to try. When she comes out all dressed up, Jordan's eyes bulge out at the sight of her sweet camel toe, sexy legs and her juggs. Jordan will now show her how they roll at Tooters by putting her through a very erotic training drill.
Nikki and Scott's marriage is in a rut. She's working two jobs while he lays around the house all day. All signs point to a divorce until one day when Nikki's friend Britney comes over for a week. Nikki has always had this fantasy of having a threesome with her and when she learns that Scott is more than game, she's doubly ecstatic. Not only does she get a piece of muff to go with her beef jerky, but by the end of the week, she will have saved her marriage.
Tasha is a pro angler. When signing in to the fishing tournament at the tackle shop, Tasha is hit on by the reigning champion, and local redneck Jordan. By chance the two get paired up head-to-head and when Tasha hooks the 'big one' but can't land it, Jordan is there to help her out. The two return to the tackle shop where Jordan gives her a personal lesson on how to handle a rod.
Blake starts a new job and decorates her cubical with some of her pictures. The problem is that Blake's pictures are lewd, so her co-worker calls the manager to take care of the matter. This plan backfires as the manager is more intrigued by the photos than disgusted. He takes Blake into his office for a personal photo session.
Patient James has been nothing but trouble for nurse Mason. He is constantly hitting on her and grabbing her tits and ass. Just before he is scheduled for release, he devises a plan to that will finally get Mason to fuck him. He unhooks himself from the cardiac monitor and plays dead. Mason rushes in and gives him what he wants to revive him.
What do dominant female authority figures, a "Human Centipede" suck-and-fuck fest featuring Jenaveve Jolie, Lisa Ann, Madison Scott, Sienna West, Jordan Ash and Keiran Lee and a spontaneous Heavy Metal music video have in common? They're just three of the many highlights your good friends over at Brazzers have in store for you in this insanely hot video! Death to all but Brazzers indeed!
Audrey is getting ready for gym class, but she hates it, and gets out of it by helping the gym teacher with the equipment. She creeps around to find the gym teacher, Keiran, jerking off. She watches a bit and gets turned on, when leaving, she knocks something over, Keiran catches her and invites her to watch with him, to help her see physical education in a whole new light.
Sophia has just hired Britney to clean her house. She is extremely strict and severe with Britney. Sophia keeps being very frisky with Britney and keeps touching Britney in very inappropriate ways that makes her feel uncomfortable. Sophia tells Britney she can have a pleasant work environment or horrible one. Finally Britney gives into Sophia and she lets her have her way with her.
Chantelle walks into her father's store looking for the perfect prom dress. She spots the perfect dress and convinces Johnny, the store clerk, to lend it to her under the condition that she returns it undamaged. Chantelle returns to the store the next day disappointed because she didn't get laid, so Johnny takes it upon himself to turn her frown upside down.
Rachel is the manager of a large tech company. James is an outside consultant has been hired to go around the company and find out who is expendable. At the end of the day, when James comes back to make his report he reveals that Rachel's position is also redundant and that the best way to cut costs is to terminate her position. Rachel is willing to do anything to get James to change his mind on submitting that information.
Johnny and his wife, Robbie, have Brooke over to their house for dinner. After supper, Johnny and Robbie show their guest pictures from their recent vacation. They come upon a nude intimate picture and Brooke gets a good look at Johnny's big dick. This peeks her curiosity and then she realizes that she must fuck him.
Come watch the beautiful Britney Amber take a spectacular bath. She lathers up her entire body and makes sure that every inch of her body is squeaky clean. After a short masturbation session with the shower head Johnny enters to fulfill her womanly needs. It looks like Britney will need to take a second bath after Johnny dirties her up with a big load all over her face and tits.
Special Agent Barone is working a case involving Nika, a woman whose ability to control men via a "red mist" has claimed yet another victim - Jordan. Barone brings Jordan in for questioning regarding the case to which Jordan regales him with a tale of femdom, footjobs and an afterhours suck-and-fuck fest in his jewelry store.
Gracie is waiting for some papers that the new girl is bringing. Gracie tries to convince her of liking her pussy or else she losses her job. She does lose her job because now Mariah brings the documents to the house. Gracie begins to make advances on Mariah and she submits. This leads to Gracie taking full advantage of Mariah and makes her eat her pussy insatiably.
Chris is a terrible poker player. But that doesn't stop his best friend from inviting him over to play so that he can drain his wallet of every last dollar and cent. During one of their games, Chris meets his best friend's mother, Nikki. Needless to say, Chris gets a Grade-A boner and decides to use it to poke her face.
It is a hard day on the construction site. The project is falling behind, and the crew is nowhere to be found. So Haley steps out to do what she does best, taking a hold of the situation and working hard to get results. Her dedication proves successful as she Jackhammers, measures, cuts, carries, and moves in all the right ways. When her project supervisor Dante pays a visit to review the work, he is impressed by her devotion, thanking her in the only appropriate way he knows how - by drilling her on site!
Students at the Brazzers Film Institute were dying to make their first short film and they they finally got their chance. The professor had spent all semester teaching the students about lighting and continuity and now they get the chance to make their masterpiece. They make a porn cause God knows they can't make anything better.
Queen Amy ruled over much of the Mediterranean for over 4,000 years. When her slave had enough of her brutality, she poisoned her Queen and locked her away in a tomb. 4,000 years later, Jordan discovers the tomb while on an archaeological dig and manages to raise her from the dead. Needless to say, Queen Amy's vaginal cavern has more than its fair share of cobwebs to clear away and she's chosen Jordan to be the lucky man for the job.
