Queen Amy ruled over much of the Mediterranean for over 4,000 years. When her slave had enough of her brutality, she poisoned her Queen and locked her away in a tomb. 4,000 years later, Jordan discovers the tomb while on an archaeological dig and manages to raise her from the dead. Needless to say, Queen Amy's vaginal cavern has more than its fair share of cobwebs to clear away and she's chosen Jordan to be the lucky man for the job.
It is a hard day on the construction site. The project is falling behind, and the crew is nowhere to be found. So Haley steps out to do what she does best, taking a hold of the situation and working hard to get results. Her dedication proves successful as she Jackhammers, measures, cuts, carries, and moves in all the right ways. When her project supervisor Dante pays a visit to review the work, he is impressed by her devotion, thanking her in the only appropriate way he knows how - by drilling her on site!
Chris is a terrible poker player. But that doesn't stop his best friend from inviting him over to play so that he can drain his wallet of every last dollar and cent. During one of their games, Chris meets his best friend's mother, Nikki. Needless to say, Chris gets a Grade-A boner and decides to use it to poke her face.
Rachel is the manager of a large tech company. James is an outside consultant has been hired to go around the company and find out who is expendable. At the end of the day, when James comes back to make his report he reveals that Rachel's position is also redundant and that the best way to cut costs is to terminate her position. Rachel is willing to do anything to get James to change his mind on submitting that information.
Chantelle walks into her father's store looking for the perfect prom dress. She spots the perfect dress and convinces Johnny, the store clerk, to lend it to her under the condition that she returns it undamaged. Chantelle returns to the store the next day disappointed because she didn't get laid, so Johnny takes it upon himself to turn her frown upside down.
Jennifer is an emo girl who has a hard time making friends so her mother arranges for her to meet her friend's daughter. She is a preppy girl and has nothing in common with Jennifer. While in her room, Keiran sneaks in through the window and make-out in front of Jennifer. They catch Jennifer staring at Keiran's huge cock and claim that Jennifer wouldn't know what to do with a guy. Jennifer proves to them that she loves big cock and can handle it with ease.
Blake starts a new job and decorates her cubical with some of her pictures. The problem is that Blake's pictures are lewd, so her co-worker calls the manager to take care of the matter. This plan backfires as the manager is more intrigued by the photos than disgusted. He takes Blake into his office for a personal photo session.
What do dominant female authority figures, a "Human Centipede" suck-and-fuck fest featuring Jenaveve Jolie, Lisa Ann, Madison Scott, Sienna West, Jordan Ash and Keiran Lee and a spontaneous Heavy Metal music video have in common? They're just three of the many highlights your good friends over at Brazzers have in store for you in this insanely hot video! Death to all but Brazzers indeed!
Rhylee's daughter is dating a guy named James, she would like to meet him and see if she approves the relationship.They schedule a day for James to come over and while Rhylee talks to him, her daughter goes to pick up some food. James get his fantasy fulfill while Rhylee ensures her daughters future.
Johnny arrives at the office to begin his training with Briana, his new boss. He quickly discovers that Briana is a domineering blonde bombshell who's not about to let just anyone become her assistant. She puts him through a series of tests to see how well he can "multi-task." In Johnny's case, that would imply performing a task while getting his cock sucked and fucked dry!
Nika has to see her gynecologist for an annual check-up. However, her boyfriend does not like the idea of another man checking out his woman's snatch. Nika does her best to calm his fears but he's very insecure. Doctor Sins procesure is getting Nika's pussy all riled up. Nika's boyfriend is asked to wait outside and let the doctor complete his work undisturbed.
Joslyn is on the prowl at a local bar. She's ready to pounce on anything like a fierce tigeress. She sets her sights on a lonely boy in the corner who is practically sleeping. The lonely boy is very nervous because Joslyn is being so forward. All Joslyn cares about is the hard cock in his pants so she drags him quickly to the bathroom for a milf style fuck.
Dani is a ravishing redhead who's on a train going nowhere. Naturally, her mother is concerned. She asks the neighborhood nerd, Johnny to talk to Dani and convince her to go to college. Johnny's not much of a talker, but he does have a big cock and nothing convinces a chick to go to college more than giving her a good deep-dicking!
This is a monumental day for Jordan because he has some amazing nude pictures of his astrology teacher. His classmates are blown away by the size of Ms. Adams nipples. They are all quietly observing the pictures in their textbooks during the lesson but when Ms. Adams checks on their progress Jordan isn't fast enough and gets caught with the pictures. Ms. Adams is so flattered that she gives Jordan what he's been fantasizing about all day. Huge tits in his face.
Nikki and Scott's marriage is in a rut. She's working two jobs while he lays around the house all day. All signs point to a divorce until one day when Nikki's friend Britney comes over for a week. Nikki has always had this fantasy of having a threesome with her and when she learns that Scott is more than game, she's doubly ecstatic. Not only does she get a piece of muff to go with her beef jerky, but by the end of the week, she will have saved her marriage.
Madison Ivy is head of the marketing department and has seen it all. So when Keiran and Sammy pitch a sex cream called "Orgasmo" which is guaranteed to give an orgasm "like never before," she is understandably skeptical. That is, until she tries it for herself. She cannot resist and quickly takes up Keiran on his offer for the "full ride".
Tonight Diamond Foxxx is on the prowl anxious for some large young cock. She immediately pounces on her date when he arrives. Shocked to the aggressiveness Billy excuses himself to the bathroom to try and calm down but ends up getting his dick caught in his zipper. An excellent doctor is called over and gives Billy some painkillers that knock him out. While hugging the doctor good bye, DIamond senses a large cock in the doctors pants. Diamond is instantly on her knees begging to suck the doctors dick.
Lexi is shopping for her first set of lingerie. She tries on half the garments in the store and is very rude to the sales lady. Lexi is not satisfied with the service and asks for Jordan, the manager. He comes over and Lexi convinces him that she was not treated well at all. Jordan apologizes and gives her the best service ever.
Gia is having a hard time controlling her class. This is mostly due to her having issues with her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her. Principal Deen decides to take it upon himself to knock some sense into her by calling her into his office one morning for a frank discussion about her future. Needless to say, this "frank discussion" involves plenty of rough sex that makes her forget all about her ex.
Creating flawless robot women that look identical to actual humans has become Johnny's specialty. So much so that he has offered his genius inventions to the public. One unhappy costumer storms into Johnny's house because of a major malfunction. Disappointed with his creation, Johnny inspects Jessica's internal hardware and tests her sex program.
Jenaveve is an aspiring actress who's receiving some private coaching from Keiran. Her husband isn't too fond of this and is rather suspicious of leaving her alone with another man. It turns out his suspicions are on the money for the very second he leaves, Jenaveve jumps Keiran's bones and proves she's a real "method actor."
Ava is a smoking hot and very domineering MILF who orders her butler, Keiran, around like a slave. Keiran is subjected to further humiliation when Ava's friends come over and mock him for having a "small cock." When they actually touch it though, they quickly realize he's packing some serious heat. At this point, Ava tells her friends to hit the bricks as she suddenly has a hankering for some raw meat, and Keiran's trouser snake is on the menu!
Alexis and Mason are both up for the same role in "The Deadliest Snatch." Their acting may be questionable, but their ability to cause a worldwide pandemic of chronic tent-pitching after flashing their sweater meat is undeniable. The only problem is, they're both perfect for the part! Keiran (the casting director) can't choose between the two. Fortunately, these actresses also moonlight as sluts and are more than willing to show Keiran just how far they're willing to go to get the role.
Everyone is gathered to happily bask in the union of Keiran & Robbie, and wish them well before they take that ultimate leap. Devon is the lonely, cock hungry maid of honor who will pounce on any large cock in sight. She starts messing around with Keiran's pants under the table. When he goes to the bathroom she leaps on the opportunity to have a huge cock stretch her vagina out.
