Carmen and her boring fiance are creating a gift registry for their wedding, so the store sends consultant Jessy over, interrupting Carmen's mid-afternoon masturbation. The horny Carmen flirts with Jessy as he's showing off the catalogue, and after he senses she's DTF, he brings out a special "mystery item" for the Mrs-to-be. What kind of package could it be?!
It's Johnny's wedding day, and after fucking his bride's little sister he thinks he's ready to get hitched. But Anya Ivy has something else in mind. This maid of honor knows all the brides's secrets - including the cock size of her soon-to-be husband. Anya wants to see it for herself! Johnny can't believe he's about to fuck another bridesmaid!
Bailey is watching lesbian porn and masturbating in her room. All of the sudden her roommate Noemie walks in to ask her something and catches her. Mortified, Bailey slams her screen shut. Noemie is curious and asks her what she's watching. When she opens the screen and sees the lesbian stuff, she gets really turned on. She asks Bailey if she's ever been with another girl, and Bailey tells her no - they both haven't. Noemie can't resist touching herself to the scene, and they both masturbate together in bed, leading into a sexy hookup that is a first lesbian experience for them both.
Tired of the dating scene, Ashley turns to her friend for advice on dealing with the bullshit. Why is it that every guy thinks she wants a relationship (when all she wants is some hot sex—with a guy who's more than just an empty head!)? Is that really too much to ask for? Someone fun to hang out with who can also make her moan? No, says her friend who tells her about this hot new app called ZZ Swipe. Sure, the app has its share of loser dudes with no game and lame dicks but Ashley is determined to take the risk and swipe the slate clean. Especially, if it means possibly meeting a guy who can make her laugh and dick her down right. She's swiping right on fun and is up for anyone—so long as they have hard abs, witty banter, and all the moves to make her drip. Could Xander have the dick she needs?
After August shows up to famous director Keiran's office to audition for a part that's way out of her league, Keiran assumes she'll try to take him straight to the casting couch in exchange for the role. Much to his surprise, August barely cares about acting – all she wants is the title of “Biggest Whore In Hollywood”!
Natalia's a pin-up goddess and Charles is a greaser—and both are straight out of your 19050s wet dream. Natalia is closing up at the diner when an attractive customer comes in. When Charles asks to hear the daily specials, she decides to seduce him with a secret dessert only on offer to the most notable customers. Taking her advice, he orders it and gets a lot more than just a delicious treat—two sweet creampies for the price of one! Banana creampie has never tasted so good!
It's a hot summer day and all Kristen wants to do is find a way to cool off in this heat. Lucky for her, the Ice Cream Man is just around the corner and heading her way. It's so hot out that her ice cream is melting faster than she can lick it and creating quite the sexy mess. Who needs a shower when you've got a full service Ice Cream Man ready to clean you up (and then get you dirty again)? Ice cream, you cream, everyone is creaming for this scene about ice cream.
In the stunning conclusion of the series, Queen Sexcei dominates her handmaiden while the Dead Walkers gather at her gate. Can John Doe turn the tide and save the kingdom from imminent destruction? If Queen Sexcei is going down, she's going to go down on some serious cock first. It's up to John and the rest of his crew to fill all of her dirty holes, while bringing justice to Westerness.
Danny can't help but notice beautiful his beautiful neighbor Cassidy hanging her laundry on the line. He also can't help but notice his wife's undergarments have somehow made their way over to Cassidy's laundry line. When he confronts her, Cassidy reveals the truth that she stole the bloomers. Danny decides to give her the old fashioned dicking she's been waiting for, starting with an good ol' suck job and culminating in her taking all of Mr.D's dick deep.
Sweet little Alice Coxxx is being bossed around by her bridezilla big sister. It's the day of the wedding and this redhead teen has to be a bridesmaid. She'd much prefer to be sucking cock - and that's exactly what she gets to do after bumping into the groom. Johnny can't resist his fiance's cute little sister, and she's not the only bridesmaid who wants a piece of him...
Amia, Holly and Isis are ready for another day of work in the steamy 1-800-Phone-Sex office when they get the surprise of a lifetime - their most frequent caller stops by the office! Charles has gotten them off in conversation so many times before, and these horny coworkers are more than ready for one filthy-talking foursome.
Britney is a nerdy college student who's just been assigned the “crime beat” for her school's paper. Eager to make a big splash, she goes on a ride along with a plain clothes police officer. Instead of reporting on their actual ride, Britney jots down a few fantasies about what she wishes Officer Corvus would do to her. When Xander discovers what she's been writing, he decides to give her exactly what she wants—a strong, guiding hand. In the middle of a sloppy blowjob, a call comes in over the radio about a public nuisance and the officer responds, but not before handcuffing Britney to keep her out of trouble. The cuffs do little to inhibit the insatiable slut and before long she is busy having fun with the criminal - a ne'er do well named Jessy. Officer Corvus gives the two a fucked-straight lesson by teaching them everything he knows. The young punk skates on his graffiti infraction and everyone gets off.
Holly's ready to make her very first house call. She tells Kyle what she wants to do with his big cock as she waits for the bus, scandalizing a nearby passenger. Holly arrives at Kyle's and they start fooling around, but soon his wife comes home - turns out she was the woman also going Holly's way! As wifey rants about the filthy-talking slut who couldn't keep her mouth shut, Holly gives Kyle a sneaky all-access pass into her ass.
Chloe and Joseline are new students at an exclusive music academy, and they're preparing for tough teacher Mr. Johnson - only Joseline's more interested in getting into Chloe's skirt! When Mr. Johnson discovers the girls are more interested in sex than piano lessons, he gives them some old-fashioned discipline with his dick.
Things get hot and heavy in the 1-800-Phone-Sex office when newbie Sierra shows up to cover a shift. Isis volunteers to teach the wide-eyed blonde a lesson in proper pussy protocol. As Isis fucks, fondles and finger-bangs Sierra to orgasmic bliss, she gives her a lesson in dirty-talking she won't forget.